Lessons from my Dad

22 lessons on September 22nd: I'm honoring my dad today by sharing some of his best life lessons. 

1. Finish your food or someone else will eat it.

2. Ohio State sucks.

3. Bald is beautiful.

4. Boxes of wine make for a great parallel parking practice course.

5. Don't leave your car sitting out in the cold with only a tiny bit of gas or it'll freeze.

6. Dave Matthews Band does have a few good songs. 

7. Visors > hats.

8. The best way to mow the lawn is with your shirt off.

9. Naps are important and should last for 20 minutes. 

10. The best dessert is a yellow cake with chocolate frosting. 

11. The best way to read something is out loud for all to hear. 

12. The breakfast of champions is dessert.

13. Boys should treat you right.

14.  Kirk Herbstreit is a terrible announcer.

15. Ending any sentence with "man" drives the point home.

16. Tint your car windows.  

17. Loving someone means driving them home to another state in the snow. 

18. Washing your car yourself beats going to the car wash.

19. Saki is gross. 

20. Wine is best enjoyed in a plastic cup.  

21.  Carry a backpack at Disney. 

22.  DNA doesn't make a dad- love, support, and encouragement (and paying for your college- thanks again!) does. 

 

Thanks, Speedy! I'm lucky to call you my dad.